“Robbing the cradle is one thing, killing the baby is another.”

“Don’t go making us shine shoes that are not right.”

“If you pull it any harder I’ll put you in the will.”

“I asked you go dream shaking nicely, now you need to lower my expectations.” 

“You put that soft face on and forgot to set it on fire.”

“When life gives you grapes, shove them up your snout.”

“Sweetie, I’d let you help me but I don’t think you can dodge all those squirrels.”