“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
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Tag Archive | Alzheimer’s quotes
Reunions
“Reunions are for backwards people who can’t put their pants on the right foot.”
Balloons
“My balloons aren’t cracking.”
(I can’t remember)
Riding Sheep
“She rides a lot on the sheep then she rides on something else.”
Heart Replacement
“When did you replace your heart with your ass”
Shhh
“Shh… You can’t sing to me or they’ll know we’re friends.”
Not Illegal
“I’ve got a job for you. It’s not illegal anymore. It starts with my ex-husband and this red car.”
