“Honestly Connie, I’m upside down before I can even shit in the can.”
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Tag Archive | Alzheimer’s quotes
Pain Donation
“I’m donating my pain to the young man with the black eyebrows.”
Turn it off
“This dress is beautiful but I can’t get anybody to turn it off “
Don’t Panic
“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
Reunions
“Reunions are for backwards people who can’t put their pants on the right foot.”
Balloons
“My balloons aren’t cracking.”
(I can’t remember)
Riding Sheep
“She rides a lot on the sheep then she rides on something else.”
