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Month: May 2015

Retempsess

May 31, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

Nurse: “If you go to the dining room we have breakfast ready.”

Patient: “Is it the best recomendest retempsess?”

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Elephants Under the Skin

May 30, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

“It smells like elephants under the skin.”

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Door Knob

May 29, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You’re my door knob.”

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Secret Service

May 28, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Do you know the Monday night Secret Service?”

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Landalay

May 27, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Landalay, my grim is breaking asunder.”

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Gorilla

May 26, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“My car is a gorilla.”

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For Fun

May 25, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Did you look at me for fun or did you just notice we were lost?”

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I Met You

May 24, 2015May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I think I met you on the back of your hand last week.”

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To Sea

May 23, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Do you think we should set her to sea screaming?”

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Witnesses

May 22, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

Patient: “Where’s our witness?”

Nurse: “I don’t know about any witnesses.”

Patient: “Someone’s gotta see you do this shit.”

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What Accumulates in You

May 21, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“What is it that accumulates in you?  Hemorrhoids! That’s it.”

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Poem of Siam

May 20, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I don’t know where I’m at

I don’t know where I am

I ate it all while I was in Siam”

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Whisper Good News

May 19, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

“If you were a girl and didn’t whisper on a feather I wouldn’t whisper any good news.”

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My Apple

May 18, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 2 Comments

“Ma’am, do we bite our own apple or do you bite it for us?”

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Thermostat

May 17, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“If you’re not made of wood you don’t have a themostat.”

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This Cruel World

May 16, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“What was I talking about? Oh yeah, how cruel the world is and who hard it is for nurses to stand all day.”

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Game of Now

May 15, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 2 Comments

Patient: “Games are fun!”

Nurse: “What game do you want to play?”

Patient: “We’ll play the ‘In the Zone of Now’ where tomorrow is where lessons are learned.”

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Stamped Ticket

May 14, 2015May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

“Can I get my ticket stamped until this afteroon on the first flight out of canned rot?”

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Bear Climbing

May 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / 1 Comment

“I think it’s natural to go bear climbing.”

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Hunters

May 12, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“We can use deer hunters to track down that ice cream truck.”

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