Nurse: Are you hungry?
Patient: Yes. (holding my hand, he pulls it into his mouth)
Nurse: You can’t eat me!
Patient: Why not, I’m hungry.
“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”
“You ain’t gonna come back here are you, Fiddle Faddle Man.”
“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”
“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”
“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”
“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”