“She stepped down and walked right into the storm.”
Month: August 2019
Gravy
“Throw the guy out and bring me gravy.”
That Face
“With that face I’m not giving you any money.”
Gnomes
“I’m not sitting in this boat with gnomes.”
Hungry
Nurse: Are you hungry?
Patient: Yes. (holding my hand, he pulls it into his mouth)
Nurse: You can’t eat me!
Patient: Why not, I’m hungry.
Pickle
“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”
Fiddle Faddle Man
“You ain’t gonna come back here are you, Fiddle Faddle Man.”
Polaroid
“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”
Broken Down
“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”
Slim Lungs
“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”
Wicked Man
“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”
Prayer
“Oh God, Oh God help me help this wonderful woman get to the door.”
Pants
“I don’t know how you always get in my pants.”