“She stepped down and walked right into the storm.”
Month: August 2019
“Throw the guy out and bring me gravy.”
“With that face I’m not giving you any money.”
“I’m not sitting in this boat with gnomes.”
Nurse: Are you hungry?
Patient: Yes. (holding my hand, he pulls it into his mouth)
Nurse: You can’t eat me!
Patient: Why not, I’m hungry.
“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”
Fiddle Faddle Man
“You ain’t gonna come back here are you, Fiddle Faddle Man.”
“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”
“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”
“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”
“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”
“Oh God, Oh God help me help this wonderful woman get to the door.”
“I don’t know how you always get in my pants.”