Archive | April 2015

Complaining Dance

“The more you complain the more I dance.”

Moon Temperature

“I don’t want your moon temperature water!”

Conversations with Jesus

Patient having conversation with herself:

“Jesus, are you here?”

“No. I’m not where you are.”

“Jesus, did you sneeze?”

“No, I’m on the train with Melinda.”

“Mama Mia, I’m going to fall into your nose.”