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Month: April 2015

Complaining Dance

April 30, 2015April 27, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“The more you complain the more I dance.”

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Moon Temperature

April 29, 2015April 27, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I don’t want your moon temperature water!”

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Breakfast

April 28, 2015April 27, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You’re the breakfast ovary.”

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Buzzing

April 26, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You’re buzzing it down so fast.”

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Conversations with Jesus

April 25, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Patient having conversation with herself:

“Jesus, are you here?”

“No. I’m not where you are.”

“Jesus, did you sneeze?”

“No, I’m on the train with Melinda.”

“Mama Mia, I’m going to fall into your nose.”

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All the Kinks

April 24, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I’m not sure if I have all or both kinks.”

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Pie School

April 23, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I bet you got all D’s in pie school.”

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Rabies Bed

April 22, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Patient: “What did you do with my rabies bed?”

Nurse: “Your bed has rabies?”

Patient: “It will when I get through with it.”

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Good Dreams

April 21, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Nurse: “Did you have good dreams?”

Patient: “Just another pillow on the highway.”

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Four Seasons

April 20, 2015April 19, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“For the love of Four Seasons, cease and forget that song.”

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Boy Wonder

April 19, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I’m gonna go eat boy wonder.”

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Runny Rain

April 18, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I can’t renendor when the rain is running.”

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Damn Fools

April 17, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Get up in the butt cloud, you damn fools.”

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Lost Exhaust

April 16, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Nurse: “You couldn’t find your room?”

Patient: “Well, she’s walking on the exhaust system.”

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Idiot Salute

April 15, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Nurse: “Ok, I have your pills and your water.”

Patient: “And your idiot salute.”

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Underwear

April 14, 2015April 14, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I was home until you stole my underwear.”

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Lunch Box

April 13, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Your face is a lunch box, Dammit.”

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Underdogs

April 11, 2015March 18, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You dumped too many bugs in my underdogs.”

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Donkey Truck

April 10, 2015March 18, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Can I ask you a sane question from my donkey truck?”

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Fishy Face

April 9, 2015March 18, 2015 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Nurse: “Look at that fish. He sure has a funny face.”

Patient: “I don’t know how he got in there.”

Nurse: “I think he swam in.”

Patient: “And they forgot the bing, bing, bing, in the cloud sky.”

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