“The more you complain the more I dance.”
Month: April 2015
Moon Temperature
“I don’t want your moon temperature water!”
Breakfast
“You’re the breakfast ovary.”
Buzzing
“You’re buzzing it down so fast.”
Conversations with Jesus
Patient having conversation with herself:
“Jesus, are you here?”
“No. I’m not where you are.”
“Jesus, did you sneeze?”
“No, I’m on the train with Melinda.”
“Mama Mia, I’m going to fall into your nose.”
All the Kinks
“I’m not sure if I have all or both kinks.”
Pie School
“I bet you got all D’s in pie school.”
Rabies Bed
Patient: “What did you do with my rabies bed?”
Nurse: “Your bed has rabies?”
Patient: “It will when I get through with it.”
Good Dreams
Nurse: “Did you have good dreams?”
Patient: “Just another pillow on the highway.”
Four Seasons
“For the love of Four Seasons, cease and forget that song.”
Boy Wonder
“I’m gonna go eat boy wonder.”
Runny Rain
“I can’t renendor when the rain is running.”
Damn Fools
“Get up in the butt cloud, you damn fools.”
Lost Exhaust
Nurse: “You couldn’t find your room?”
Patient: “Well, she’s walking on the exhaust system.”
Idiot Salute
Nurse: “Ok, I have your pills and your water.”
Patient: “And your idiot salute.”
Underwear
“I was home until you stole my underwear.”
Lunch Box
“Your face is a lunch box, Dammit.”
Underdogs
“You dumped too many bugs in my underdogs.”
Donkey Truck
“Can I ask you a sane question from my donkey truck?”
Fishy Face
Nurse: “Look at that fish. He sure has a funny face.”
Patient: “I don’t know how he got in there.”
Nurse: “I think he swam in.”
Patient: “And they forgot the bing, bing, bing, in the cloud sky.”
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