“The more you complain the more I dance.”
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Archive | April 2015
Moon Temperature
“I don’t want your moon temperature water!”
Breakfast
“You’re the breakfast ovary.”
Buzzing
“You’re buzzing it down so fast.”
Conversations with Jesus
Patient having conversation with herself:
“Jesus, are you here?”
“No. I’m not where you are.”
“Jesus, did you sneeze?”
“No, I’m on the train with Melinda.”
“Mama Mia, I’m going to fall into your nose.”
All the Kinks
“I’m not sure if I have all or both kinks.”
Pie School
“I bet you got all D’s in pie school.”
