“I tried to flex my brain but it gave me a cramp.”

“My brain is a train stuck in the rain.”

“I’m going to scoop ’em up with my hand until they taste like coffee.”

“Listen to grandma about the mouthing.”

“You make me feel so good I’d swear you were a scientist”

“Thank you for telling my daughter they didn’t remove my ankles”

“Your smile makes me feel like I’m stepping out of a plane in New York City.”