Watching the nurse dance and sing: “I think someone needs to clean this house, she’s got the dust in her britches.”

“I get in there and break the air up in bite sized songs.”

“Hello Moondance, do you have an elevator to give me?”

“I love ya darlin, but I gotta go poke the pig for the rest of the night.”

“I ate enough donuts tonight to look like I work for Hugh Hefner.”

“Robbing the cradle is one thing, killing the baby is another.”