“In my life I’ve been through crocodiles. You got to tie them up. The tiger takes ’em down. There’s no Russians around here after that.”
Month: September 2012
Flatknocks
“You got to close the flatknocks or the men won’t find their way in”
Idiot Hatchlings
“I’m an early American idiot looking for a place to hatch.”
Adopted Dinosaur
A conversation with herself:
“I don’t have a dinosaur.”
“Yes you do, you adopted one a while back.”
“I don’t remember why and how much.”
Life is a thief
“Life has a way of stealing your house shoes.”
Reading gloves
“I can’t read this because I lost my gloves.”
Smiling insomniacs
Nurse: “What is keeping you awake at night?”
Patient: “Thinking about your smile.”
