“In my life I’ve been through crocodiles. You got to tie them up. The tiger takes ’em down. There’s no Russians around here after that.”
Month: September 2012
Flatknocks
“You got to close the flatknocks or the men won’t find their way in”
Idiot Hatchlings
“I’m an early American idiot looking for a place to hatch.”
Adopted Dinosaur
A conversation with herself:
“I don’t have a dinosaur.”
“Yes you do, you adopted one a while back.”
“I don’t remember why and how much.”
Life is a thief
“Life has a way of stealing your house shoes.”
Reading gloves
“I can’t read this because I lost my gloves.”
Smiling insomniacs
Nurse: “What is keeping you awake at night?”
Patient: “Thinking about your smile.”
Kiss the worry away
“Your kiss made the worry fly away.”
Medicine with a smile
“I’d wait for weeks to have you bring my medicine with that smile.”
A nurse with personality can make a difference.
“You’re the first nurse since I got here that shows any personality.” -he said to me in a very relieved voice.
Potato Business
“The kettle is halfway to the business with the potato.”
Toilet Crusher
“I woke up, crushed a toilet, then put it on the floor. I’ve worked hard for my shirt.”
Monkey Trouble
“I thought that monkey would help me on that pole down there. You gotta hold your monkey or you’re gonna have troubles.”
Tobaccy
“Don’t stack me on tobaccy until the blow breaks.”
