Archive | August 2015


Nurse: “Do you want to go to a tea party?”

Patient: “I’d rather go to a pee pee party.”

Dr. Ding Dong

When you see Dr. Ding Dong tell him he failed my check up.” 

Arkansas In It

Nurse: “I’ve got you captive for hugs.”

Patient: “I’ve got you as an audience.”

Nurse: “You sure do.”

Patient: “Let’s put it a little Arkansas in it.”

Acrobat Shoes

Patient: ” Someone took my…”

Nurse: “Took your?”

Patient: “My shoes.”

Nurse: “You’re wearing your shoes.”

Patient: “My acrobat shoes.”

Nurse: “I didn’t know you had acrobat shoes.”

Patient: “Only when I stand up.”