Archive | November 2015


“I guess unless the crabs throw up, we’re home free.”

Conversation About the Weather

Patient 1: “What’s the matter with him?”

Patient 2: “I think the weather’s just fine.”

Patient 1: “Shouldn’t rain until his wibblies get to wiggling again.”

Five Cents

Patient: “How much money do you have?”

Nurse: “About five cents.”

Patient: “If you had seven cents I’d marry you.”

Nurse: “The story of my life, always two cents shy.”