“I’m listening to the sandman across the moon. He told me you ran away too soon.”
Alzheimer’s Music
Suspicious Minds
Me: Preforming Suspicious Minds and dancing for a hallway full of patients.
Patient: “Baby Cakes, you are full of some kind of fizzy juice and wiggle squirts.”
Songstress
“Is that you singing? Sounds like there’s Bob stuck in your cob.”
Four Seasons
“For the love of Four Seasons, cease and forget that song.”
Love Song
“Take a love song from inside me for free.”
New Album
“I would hate to be on that album, Romans on Rice.”
Name that Tune
“Break God your thing, duster of liberty, of thee I swing.”
Rock Rock
“Rock rock rebonaise with fire.” -Shouted while watching the movie Grease
Garden Gospel
“I raised the hair of ivy in me.” -singing like a gospel song
16 Tons better than the original
Singing to a familiar classic tune (as you read this the original song will make itself apparent):
“I’m another guy older and deeper in shit. Daddy don’t you call me a rotten egg storm. I owe my toes to the lady next door.”
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