“I tried to cross the desert so I could see the farmland.”
Author: Amy Moloney
Dew
“You are the dew on my rain flowers.”
Quack
“I got to pull on my duck but not sure I can make him quack.”
Orange Blossom
“I’m going get an orange blossom and plant it for your glory, my spiced friend.”
Lamb
“You’re as pretty as a lamb on the hillside.”
Salmon
“But nothing beats the United States of salmon”
Big Words
“Those are some big words. You should put them on your shoes and polish them.”
Swiss Moon
“Does Switzerland have a moon? If it does, I love you to Switzerland and back.”
Friends
Nurse- “I’m glad you’re my friend.”
Patient- “Friends are like brothers without snowshoes.”
Young
Patient: “You young things always take good care of me.”
Nurse: “I’m not so young these days.“
Patient: “You’re young in my heart.”
Eyebrows
Patient 1: “That girl has a busy life.”
Patient 2: “No she doesn’t, she just has busy eyebrows.”
Hump Day
Nurse: Happy hump day, Love.
Patient: Oh yeah, who are we humping?
Bad Omen
“I’m watching your ears wiggle, if your right foot claps, it’s a bad omen.”
Worker Bees
“Don’t let your worker bees lose their spots.”
Time Machine
Nurse: A lot has changed since you were young. Did you ever think people would be stuck to phones they carry in their pockets?
100 year old Patient: No, I guess I would like a time machine to tell you all to get a life.
Nurse: You need a time machine for that?
Patient: I need one to prove how stupid this conversation is.
Say My Name
Nurse: Say my name.
Patient: Squirrel Dog
Information
“You better get off your ass because that’s where the information is coming from.”
Sandman Poetry
“I’m listening to the sandman across the moon. He told me you ran away too soon.”
Rain Ditch
“You need a hard bodied young man to stick you in a rainy ditch somewhere.”
Mushroom
“Did you see the giant mushroom that attacked my car?”
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