Nurse: Are you hungry?
Patient: Yes. (holding my hand, he pulls it into his mouth)
Nurse: You can’t eat me!
Patient: Why not, I’m hungry.
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Archive by Author | Amy Moloney
Pickle
“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”
Fiddle Faddle Man
“You ain’t gonna come back here are you, Fiddle Faddle Man.”
Polaroid
“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”
Broken Down
“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”
Slim Lungs
“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”
Wicked Man
“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”
