“I plan on having a reckless condidliation with Elijah Wickadeer.”
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Archive by Author | Amy Moloney
Cats and Nephew
“The two things I’m sending to hell are cats and my nephew.”
Body Foam
“I was shook up by the body foam the teenagers are wearing these days.”
Coffee Chat
“The idea of having a coffee chat is not pleasing when you’re an ass.”
Suspicious Minds
Me: Preforming Suspicious Minds and dancing for a hallway full of patients.
Patient: “Baby Cakes, you are full of some kind of fizzy juice and wiggle squirts.”
Bacon
“Ooh baby, shake it like bacon.”
Mountain
“Can you take me to the last grump mountain on the left?”
