“Hello Moondance, do you have an elevator to give me?”

“I love ya darlin, but I gotta go poke the pig for the rest of the night.”

“I ate enough donuts tonight to look like I work for Hugh Hefner.”

“Robbing the cradle is one thing, killing the baby is another.”

“Don’t go making us shine shoes that are not right.”

“If you pull it any harder I’ll put you in the will.”