“I’m watching your ears wiggle, if your right foot claps, it’s a bad omen.”
Author: Amy Moloney
Worker Bees
“Don’t let your worker bees lose their spots.”
Time Machine
Nurse: A lot has changed since you were young. Did you ever think people would be stuck to phones they carry in their pockets?
100 year old Patient: No, I guess I would like a time machine to tell you all to get a life.
Nurse: You need a time machine for that?
Patient: I need one to prove how stupid this conversation is.
Say My Name
Nurse: Say my name.
Patient: Squirrel Dog
Information
“You better get off your ass because that’s where the information is coming from.”
Sandman Poetry
“I’m listening to the sandman across the moon. He told me you ran away too soon.”
Rain Ditch
“You need a hard bodied young man to stick you in a rainy ditch somewhere.”
