“Someone needs to do something about those baby reporters growing too big for their heads.”
“You got jelly in your legs, a hole in your heart, and your hips got the goose.”
“He’s had his share of being at the wrong place for a long time.”
“I’m just like you. I like to wiggle and squiggle.”
Patient: I have 6 toes.
Nurse: I have 10.
Patient: Can they take you long distance?
Nurse: They brought me here.
“Upstairs is where love goes to curse.”
“Go around the corner and catch the breast bird before it moves.”