“Sweetie, I’d let you help me but I don’t think you can dodge all those squirrels.”

“Can you not with your mouth? I have to breathe this air.”

“I can’t be here with your 20,000 compliments, I need to be free.”

“Someone needs to do something about those baby reporters growing too big for their heads.”

“You got jelly in your legs, a hole in your heart, and your hips got the goose.”

“He’s had his share of being at the wrong place for a long time.”

“I’m just like you. I like to wiggle and squiggle.”

“Upstairs is where love goes to curse.”

“Go around the corner and catch the breast bird before it moves.”

“Her story ain’t right. It told me to cozy up to those hell waters.”