Archive | January 2016

Animal SunriseĀ 

Patient: “Will you help me kidnap a bunch of animals?”

Nurse: “Any particular reason you want a bunch of animals?”

Patient: “I just want to see them run inside the sunrise tomorrow. We all need a sunrise.” 

Nurse: “Sounds like a truly noble crime. I’m in.” 


Patient leans in and whispers, “I’m shopping for a real girl.”

Nurse whispers back, “I’m a real girl.”