Patient: “Will you help me kidnap a bunch of animals?”
Nurse: “Any particular reason you want a bunch of animals?”
Patient: “I just want to see them run inside the sunrise tomorrow. We all need a sunrise.”
Nurse: “Sounds like a truly noble crime. I’m in.”
Month: January 2016
Shopping
Patient leans in and whispers, “I’m shopping for a real girl.”
Nurse whispers back, “I’m a real girl.”
Two Crashing Soldiers
“Here we are, two soldiers, crashing from half into whole, where no one else wants to go.”
Because Why
“Because the why is often filled with nothing in there.”
Duct Tape
“You look like you could use some transcendental duct tape.”
Playing
“I’ll be playing in the ubie-ubie bush.”
Saturday Night Live
“Lady, you should be dropping your balls on Saturday Night Live.”
Water
“Please, I’ve had enough of this hydrated water.”
Desserts
“I’m trying to find a way not to pay for all the desserts I plan to eat.”
Big Libby
“Big Libby, you go fit your ass in the mailbox.”
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