Archive | November 2012

God Bless America

“God Bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her and fix her with liquor.”


Nurse Dreamcatcher

Patient: “I had a terrible dream. I didn’t know anybody. Is there something wrong with me?”

Nurse: “I’m here to help you remember.”

Patient: “That’s good. I don’t like this dream.”

Nurse: “I’m your nurse dreamcatcher. I will take those bad dreams away and throw them into the sun.”

Patient: “This dream is getting better already.”