Archive | October 2015

Tai Chi

I have my tai chi on backwards.” 

Computer String

Patient: “What do you need this for?

Nurse: “It’s my computer. That’s where all my information is stored.”

Patient: “The stringy parts and all?”

Soldier of Love

Patient: “Are you a soldier here?”

Nurse: “I’m a soldier in the army of love.”

Patient: “You must have 77┬ácaliber┬ákisses.”


Patient: “Can you bring me something to hope for?”

Nurse: “My hugs and kisses?”

Patient: “Well, that’s a whole lotta snuckabucka.”

Nurse: “I don’t wanna snuckabucka with anyone but you.”