“Talk to me and make me feel like I’m a human being.”
Month: August 2012
Books Hurt
“Someone put a really thick book here inside my bone. Can you make it stop hurting?”
Logic
Patient: “BETTY!”
Nurse: “Is Betty your wife?”
Patient: “No.”
Nurse: “Who is Betty?”
Patient: “I don’t know.”
Nurse: “Why are you calling her?”
Patient: “Because she’s not here.”
Cookies For Bulls
“That boy in the backyard has a bull. Should we send out cookies?”
California Gates
“All those gates take you to California if you follow the man in your dreams.”
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