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Month: April 2012

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April 30, 2012April 30, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I tasted that [fart].”
“I’m glad I didn’t have any.”

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April 30, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Patient 1- “That nurse has a lot of tattoos, what kind of girl you think she is?”

Patient 2- “An exciting one.”

Nurse: “I sure am.”

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A Nurse’s Haiku

April 30, 2012May 5, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

I drink black coffee

To keep vigil over them

Love is medicine

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April 30, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Don’t tell everyone I have sex grounds.”

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April 30, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Patient- “Don’t tell her where the wiggle went. She’s already got it.”

Nurse- “I’ve been practicing my wiggle.”

Patient– “You took it all the way to Massachusetts.”

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April 29, 2012April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I didn’t know you were behind the do-funny.”

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April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

Patient: “I think I have sexabetes.”

Nurse: “Would you like penicillin or insulin for that?”

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April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“If you don’t get me out of here I’m going to have this baby on the floor. And I can’t guarantee what color it’ll be.”

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April 29, 2012April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“If I’m naughty, why do YOU look guilty?”

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April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I’ve just been talking to the ghost of my mistress Frances. She says you do a good job taking care of me.”

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April 29, 2012April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You look at me again without coffee, I’ll tear your nipple off.”

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April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Can you take my kids before that lady steals them?”

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April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I’m the only sane one here and I’m nuts.”

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April 29, 2012April 29, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“Are you here for my soul or just my pants?”

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April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“My revenge will be like a horse and buggy, annoying in traffic.”

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April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“I was birthed on an English ship under a mountain. I’m trying to find my way back to that ship.”

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April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“You smell like owls.”

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April 28, 2012April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“She went south for the winter with the rest of the birds. When the river curves she’ll be back.”

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April 28, 2012April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“It’s nice to see that someone has guts enough to make me feel listened to. You’re not an asshole today.”

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April 28, 2012 / Amy Moloney / Leave a comment

“What’s with that reindeer burning all my turnips in the farnimal patch?”

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