“I tasted that [fart].”
“I’m glad I didn’t have any.”
Month: April 2012
Conversations
Patient 1- “That nurse has a lot of tattoos, what kind of girl you think she is?”
Patient 2- “An exciting one.”
Nurse: “I sure am.”
A Nurse’s Haiku
I drink black coffee
To keep vigil over them
Love is medicine
“Don’t tell everyone I have sex grounds.”
Conversation
Patient- “Don’t tell her where the wiggle went. She’s already got it.”
Nurse- “I’ve been practicing my wiggle.”
Patient– “You took it all the way to Massachusetts.”
“I didn’t know you were behind the do-funny.”
Conversations
Patient: “I think I have sexabetes.”
Nurse: “Would you like penicillin or insulin for that?”
