“Her story ain’t right. It told me to cozy up to those hell waters.”
“She stepped down and walked right into the storm.”
“Throw the guy out and bring me gravy.”
“With that face I’m not giving you any money.”
“I’m not sitting in this boat with gnomes.”
Nurse: Are you hungry?
Patient: Yes. (holding my hand, he pulls it into his mouth)
Nurse: You can’t eat me!
Patient: Why not, I’m hungry.
“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”