“If I had thunder tubs I’d help you.”
Month: March 2013
Love Letters
“Will you write me some love letters to put me to sleep?’
Hammock
“This fella looks comfortable, like a hammock in a basket.”
Germ Warfare
“Those germs just reached up and hit me in the face.”
Mad 8
“I think you have to go to mad 8 before I can be satisfied.”
German Passenger
“Maybe you can put your German passenger back on.”
Sunday Mouth
“There’s something funny about my mouth on Sunday.”
Any Banana
“What, your name is Bite Any Banana?”
Shoe Laces
“I’m gonna get 2 giddy up things. I’m gonna feed ’em. Them I’m gonna pump ’em. Then I’m gonna put ’em in your mailbox.” -said to me as she hands me her shoe laces.
Mr. Fritch
“Mr. Fritch told me to kiss you. But I think he should do it himself.”
No Nothin’
“No teeth, no germs, no nothin’ on a bad toilet.”
Underwater Snacks
“We might have to swim underneath that potato chip.”
Purple Rain
“I’ve had nothing but lavender rain all my life.”
Dangerous Love
Nurse: “Have I told you lately that I love you?”
Patient: “Please don’t do that. I’ve lost three men already this month.”
See the flowers
“I can’t see the flowers growing.”
Government Toilet
“I was going to ask you about the government taking hold of my toilet.”
Limericks
“Did you set any limericks out for the milk man?”
Owl Storm
“These owls are from the delicate little storm around my neck.”