“Are you going to sell your body to me or not? Mine’s turned to French Vanilla.”
Month: March 2020
Deep Gaze
“While you are taking a deep gaze into your heart, can you see if there is a root beer in there?”
Nose Hair
“I think I would pull every bit of that hair out of your nose.”
Heart Wheel
“Don’t pick up any more hearts on your blessed wheel.”
Jesus’ Kids
Patient: “What would you do if Jesus came down and asked you to have 4 babies for him?”
Nurse: “I’d tell him I’m not his girl.”
Patient: “That’s not the right answer. I’m going to run over your kids with this cheeseburger.”
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