“Are you here for the duration of my Johnson?”
Month: January 2019
Wonder Woman
“Her name is Wonder and she’s underway.”
Age
“How old are you in Euro-age?”
Fiddle
“Tell me he isn’t bleeding all over his fiddle.”
NeverKind
Tomorrow’s River
“I’m pretending to be somebody from tomorrow’s river.”
Spanish
” I know Spanish but I don’t know where it’ll take us.”
Who’s Playing
“All I want to know who’s playing and who’s fighting.”
Carbonara
“You’re not even ugly enough for carbonara.”
The Chase
“Chase me here, chase me there, until the fat people catch their own ass.”
Jawing Up
“This stupid ass keeps jawing up his nose.”
Hockabilly
” Am I hearing hockabilly hell?”
Hallucinati
“We are the Hallucinati.”
Color Glue
“They’ve glued on the colors I’ve already been through.”
WereWish
“Here comes the Wichita WereWish.”
Hullabaloo
“God bless you for asking about the hullabaloo in my pants.”
The Flip
“Nobody has time to escape the flip.”
Hemo-Goblins
“We’ve been researching hemo-goblin attorneys around your hole.”
Strange Witch
Patient 1: Is that a strange witch?
Patient 2: She never came back. I didn’t see a hat.
Patient 1: Because that old man’s been coaxed.
Patient 2: That’s terrible. I should warn him.
Patient 1: Little man in Spokane, has a rich man, that never wanted to lose control over his sweet fella.
Patient 2: Spokane has good food.
Patient 1: Well, he’s somewhere in those woods and he gave me a pen.Â
Nurse out loud: Did David Lynch write that conversation?Â
Windshield of Life
“I’ve been making more peace with the windshield of my life.”
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