“Lady, you’re crazier than a hotel manager in a Cadillac.”
“You’re walking on dead grass today, Lady.”
Patient: Did that smile get you married or divorced?
“I’m going to push this dog right up your nose.”
“Are you going to sell your body to me or not? Mine’s turned to French Vanilla.”
“While you are taking a deep gaze into your heart, can you see if there is a root beer in there?”
“I think I would pull every bit of that hair out of your nose.”