Patient: “You are full of love.”

Nurse: “It’s true. I named my fat Love. So my belly is filled with Love. Love flows from my arms when I wave. I’m basically cocooned in Love.”

Patient: “You must be the smartest most loved woman I’ve ever known.”

Patient: “It’s a good day to kill worms.”

Nurse: “Well, the sun is shining.”

Patient: “I think I’ll use your voice as the weapon. It’s killing me already.”