“She’s got a shiver in the gusset.”
Month: January 2013
Aluminum Milk
“The black elbow did this to my aluminum milk.”
Crowseph
“Holy Crowseph!”
Blow the Parade
“This one blows all the parade off of my flowers.”
Jumping Jarge
“Will you meet me on the jumping jarge?”
Fangs
“I’m not smart enough to fang him.”
Extra Mom
“You’re my extra mom. Everyone needs an extra mom.”
Blooming Face
“The face with the bloom is the one I love.”
Raccoon
“I’m raining like a raccoon.”
Tomato Chains
“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Good Lookin’
“You’re a good looking fire engine” -said to another resident in a wheelchair
Go Home
“Put your nose on and go home.”
Airplane or Goose
“Is this the airplane or the goose.”
Love Horse
“We are in love because we flew with the horses to the place where love lives.”
Open Wagon
“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Mom’s Potato
“This is the potato my mother wore.”
Bad Fortune
“A fortune filled with razor blades is bad.”
Folding Flowers
“You two make nice folding flowers.”
What she needs
Patient 1: “What do you have that she needs?”
Patient 2: “The Indians up north.”
A Problem
“I do have a problem of generosity.”
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