Archive | June 2012

Son Of A Sea Cook

“I’m going to be an old son of a sea cook.”

God’s Blue Bells

Patient: “Please help me.”

Nurse: “How can I help you?”

Patient: “I want to be a visitor of God.”

Nurse: “How can I help with that?”

Patient: “I want you to help me paint someone blue.”

Nurse: “I’m not sure I can do that.”

Patient: “God said that bells are more than plenty.”