“I’m going to be an old son of a sea cook.”
Month: June 2012
Heart Butter
“OK. I’ll butter your hot black heart.”
Perspective
Nurse: “I’m like the witch with the house on top of her.”
Patient: “You’re lucky you have a roof over your head.”
Stains Of A Clown
“I’ve got to wash all these clowns off my clothes.”
God’s Blue Bells
Patient: “Please help me.”
Nurse: “How can I help you?”
Patient: “I want to be a visitor of God.”
Nurse: “How can I help with that?”
Patient: “I want you to help me paint someone blue.”
Nurse: “I’m not sure I can do that.”
Patient: “God said that bells are more than plenty.”
Chocolate Japan
“The question would be that Japan right there. Japan with the chocolate on it.”
Paper Sack
“I’m going to make the best of this paper sack to put your hair in.”
