“Nobody looks that good in red but you.”
P.s. I’m wearing green.
Month: September 2015
Imagination
“The imagination is my favorite vacation home.” -Nurse Bitterpill
East Siberia
“If you keep moving my room to East Siberia I’m going to fit you with lead galoshes.”
Sit Down
“Come, sit down and don’t think.”
Weight Loss Motivation
“Amy, will you please lose weight so you don’t die before me?”
Bed Bugs
“I hope the bed bugs bite you in the idiots!”
Ivy
“You haven’t seen my cousin Ivy, have you? I’m supposed to kill her at noon. Or maybe it was Hazel?”
Butter Toast
“Melt your butter on my toast, you jerks.”
Stand With Me
“Who wants to stand with me against wheelchairs that don’t go.”
This is a Strike
“This is a strike, against you, the no-brain, keeping me in the wrong hallway.”
I Remember You
“I remember you because you give good hugs.”
Specific Problems
Patient: “Can you help me?”
Nurse: “What’s wrong?”
Patient: “Everything.”
Nurse: “Can you be more specific so I know how to help you?”
Patient: “It’s death. I don’t know how to do it.”
Revolution
“I’ve started a revolution inside your tiny brains.”
