“Nobody looks that good in red but you.”
P.s. I’m wearing green.
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Archive | September 2015
Imagination
“The imagination is my favorite vacation home.” -Nurse Bitterpill
East Siberia
“If you keep moving my room to East Siberia I’m going to fit you with lead galoshes.”
Sit Down
“Come, sit down and don’t think.”
Weight Loss Motivation
“Amy, will you please lose weight so you don’t die before me?”
Bed Bugs
“I hope the bed bugs bite you in the idiots!”
Ivy
“You haven’t seen my cousin Ivy, have you? I’m supposed to kill her at noon. Or maybe it was Hazel?”
