“Do you have a lethal heart? Mine seems to die in little breaths.”

“You think you’ve got it made then the whole thing goes KABOOB.”

Nurse: There’s a traffic jam.

Patient: I want peanut butter with mine.

“Honey, I don’t intend to do anything that needs to be done. I’m a short person.”

“I’ll give you anything you want just don’t lick my hub.”

“How flat back are you?”

“Day by day moms turn a deaf breast.”