“Do you have a lethal heart? Mine seems to die in little breaths.”
Month: February 2019
Kaboob
“You think you’ve got it made then the whole thing goes KABOOB.”
Traffic Jam
Nurse: There’s a traffic jam.
Patient: I want peanut butter with mine.
Short Person
“Honey, I don’t intend to do anything that needs to be done. I’m a short person.”
Hub
“I’ll give you anything you want just don’t lick my hub.”
Flat Back
“How flat back are you?”
Day by Day
“Day by day moms turn a deaf breast.”
Life Wish
“Honey, you just wished away your own life.”
Split-Back
“I’m red with split-back tailbone.”
Religion
“What religion are you, Bad Decisions?”
Enjoyment
“Enjoyment, I used to have a whole box of it.”
Hateville
“She’s filled with hateville in her brain.”
Undivided House
“You can’t have an undivided house when you plant snakes in the freezer.”
Glass Eye
“She refuses to let go of that glass eye so I stole it.”
Whistle and Hum
“I haven’t whistled in so long I might have to hum it.”
Atheist
“I’m not an atheist. I come back when I’m gone.”
Mixed up
“I’m very happy to get you mixed up in my mind.”
Mississippi
“We got to go Mississippi ourselves.”
Vibration
“The vibrating in my head won’t solve anything.”
Apron Strings
“She needs to cut the apron strings to the monsters she feeds.”