“Do you have a lethal heart? Mine seems to die in little breaths.”
“You think you’ve got it made then the whole thing goes KABOOB.”
Nurse: There’s a traffic jam.
Patient: I want peanut butter with mine.
“Honey, I don’t intend to do anything that needs to be done. I’m a short person.”
“I’ll give you anything you want just don’t lick my hub.”
“How flat back are you?”
“Day by day moms turn a deaf breast.”