Nurse: A lot has changed since you were young. Did you ever think people would be stuck to phones they carry in their pockets?
100 year old Patient: No, I guess I would like a time machine to tell you all to get a life.
Nurse: You need a time machine for that?
Patient: I need one to prove how stupid this conversation is.
Nurse: Say my name.
Patient: Squirrel Dog
“You better get off your ass because that’s where the information is coming from.”
“I’m listening to the sandman across the moon. He told me you ran away too soon.”
“You need a hard bodied young man to stick you in a rainy ditch somewhere.”
“Did you see the giant mushroom that attacked my car?”
“What are you doing to intimately dehydrate me before dinner?”