The Pokey Prince

Patient: I want to go to the library.

Nurse: What book do you want to read?

Patient: The pokey one.

Nurse: What’s it about?

Patient: A dog that lives behind the library

Nurse: What’s the dogs name?

Patient: Pokey!

Nurse: What does pokey do?

Patient: He bites people and eats bookworms.

Nurse: Who wrote it?

Patient: I did. Just now.

Nurse: Now I can’t wait to read it.

Strange Witch

Patient 1: Is that a strange witch?

Patient 2: She never came back. I didn’t see a hat.

Patient 1: Because that old man’s been coaxed.

Patient 2: That’s terrible. I should warn him.

Patient 1: Little man in Spokane, has a rich man, that never wanted to lose control over his sweet fella.

Patient 2: Spokane has good food.

Patient 1: Well, he’s somewhere in those woods and he gave me a pen. 

Nurse out loud: Did David Lynch write that conversation?