Toes

Patient: I have 6 toes.

Nurse: I have 10.

Patient: Can they take you long distance?

Nurse: They brought me here.

Strange Witch

Patient 1: Is that a strange witch?

Patient 2: She never came back. I didn’t see a hat.

Patient 1: Because that old man’s been coaxed.

Patient 2: That’s terrible. I should warn him.

Patient 1: Little man in Spokane, has a rich man, that never wanted to lose control over his sweet fella.

Patient 2: Spokane has good food.

Patient 1: Well, he’s somewhere in those woods and he gave me a pen. 

Nurse out loud: Did David Lynch write that conversation?