“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”
Month: December 2012
Dance Bill
“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”
Winter Wonderland
“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”
Dance
“I dance when I get kissed.”
Stooge Boobs
“I gotta go clean my boobs, they feel like Shemp.”
Soggy Words
“Bring me a wet dictionary.”
Get to it
“Get up and piss me something.”
Wallpaper Men
“She couldn’t get wallpaper out of a man.”
Flying Farts
“I don’t understand things in the dark as easy as things that fly with farts.”
Soulless
“I’m losing my soul to the seat cushion.”
Refrigerated Knees
“You get around and all I get is this dusty old Frigidair on my knees.”
Gravy Suit
“I give up; I’m going to start making my gravy suit.”
Postcards
“She’s down with postcards of cole slaw.”