“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”
Archive | December 2012
Dance Bill
“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”
Winter Wonderland
“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”
Dance
“I dance when I get kissed.”
Stooge Boobs
“I gotta go clean my boobs, they feel like Shemp.”
Soggy Words
“Bring me a wet dictionary.”
Get to it
“Get up and piss me something.”