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Conspiracy Theory

Patient:  “I was put on this planet for the alcoholics.”

Social Worker:  “O.K.?”

Patient:  “You know why alcohol is so addictive? It’s basically sugar, the most addictive substance on the planet.”

Social Worker:  “Yes, that sounds about right.”

Patient:  “You know that’s why they have cookies laying around here all the time. So they can tell us what to do and we’ll do it.”

Social Worker:  “Well, they make the cookies here fresh every morning.”

Patient:  “That’s what they’d like you to think. I looked in the freezer and there are a bunch of zip lock bags of cookies. And no one knows where they come from.”

The World Intellectual

“What we are closest to we notice because the World Intellectual is hiding right there.”