Me: Preforming Suspicious Minds and dancing for a hallway full of patients.
Patient: “Baby Cakes, you are full of some kind of fizzy juice and wiggle squirts.”
“Ooh baby, shake it like bacon.”
“Can you take me to the last grump mountain on the left?”
“Do you have an elephant in your pocket?”
“I can’t trust that woman any further than a snitchin’ house.”
“That old man ain’t gonna be whoopie dooed.”
“I’ve seen people that are very apple without a star.”