Nurse: “Can I get you something?

Patient: “A woman for next week.”

Patient: “Have you seen my daughter?”

Nurse: “No, not today.”

Patient: “You know where she is? She’s across the bay. She finds those Frenchmen pretty damn interesting.”

Patient: “Were you here last year?”

Nurse: “Yes I was.”

Patient: “Then you were here when all the women busted out.”

Nurse: “I don’t remember that.”

Patient: “Well, I Western Unioned them all across the street.”