“I’m going to take you to the thumb races.”
Month: June 2019
Elijah
“I plan on having a reckless condidliation with Elijah Wickadeer.”
Cats and Nephew
“The two things I’m sending to hell are cats and my nephew.”
Body Foam
“I was shook up by the body foam the teenagers are wearing these days.”
Coffee Chat
“The idea of having a coffee chat is not pleasing when you’re an ass.”