“You’d be happy if you had a little engine.”
Month: December 2014
Fruit Train
Patient: “What do I do with the fruit?”
Nurse: “You’re in bed, there isn’t any fruit here.”
Patient: “But I peeled it.”
Nurse: “How about I take it from here.”
Patient: “That’s ok, the freight train hasn’t left yet.”
Every Minute is a New Day: 17 Days Left
“Hope is a force as fragile as it is enduring. Hope and fear are forever entwined, not always on opposite sides of the spectrum. Hope can fuel fear and fear can fuel hope.” -Every Minute is A New Day.
17 days left to help fund the book.
Tell your friends, tell you mom. Let’s make this happen. Be a part of this message of hope.
Click here to help fund the book. As little as the cost of a latte can help.
Happy new year.
Thank you.
Trapped Rain
“The rain is trapped in my right ruin.”
Cobwebs
“My cobwebs are folding.”
Sleeper
“You’re faster than a sleeper in a creek.”
Little Bird
Nurse: “I love you.”
Patient: “You’re a little bird now.”
Whispers
“My heels are made of whispers.”
Garage
“She was a garage beyond.”
Red Balloon
“I want some rum in a red balloon.”
Salt of Man
“The salt of man comes in little bites.”
Brass Pelicans
“She doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing with those brass pelicans sticking out of her teeth.”
25 Days Left
Today, instead of buying a Latte Ginormousa, help me publish my book Every Minute is a New Day. There are 25 days left in my campaign.
Thank you.
Happy You
“Hello face, how can I happy you?”
Silver Canary
“That’s my portion with the silver canary floating on top.”
Windows
“Close the window, her soul is getting out.”
Backfire
“I can’t get up, I have no backfire.”
Alive
“I’ve only been alive since the day I met you.”
Be a part of Every Minute is a New Day
Ladies and Gentlemen,
My book Every Minute is a New Day has a crowdfunding page on Kickstarter. Please help spread the word and/or help fund this project. You all have my deepest appreciation. Visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fuzzylizzard/every-minute-is-a-new-day and read about the project
Thank You,
Amy Moloney
Pretension
“I’ll clean myself with my pretension.”
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