“Zip the lip, Cutie. It’s Christmas.”
Archive | December 2018
beautiful
“You are a beautiful Christmas colored gal.”
Yodel
“Can I just sit here and yodel for a while until you forget about me?”
Liquid People
“Have any of you heard the legality of my blood from the liquid people?”
A Little Less
“Can you do a little less of the yakity back and a little more of the shut your sack?”
