Patient:  “I was put on this planet for the alcoholics.”

Social Worker:  “O.K.?”

Patient:  “You know why alcohol is so addictive? It’s basically sugar, the most addictive substance on the planet.”

Social Worker:  “Yes, that sounds about right.”

Patient:  “You know that’s why they have cookies laying around here all the time. So they can tell us what to do and we’ll do it.”

Social Worker:  “Well, they make the cookies here fresh every morning.”

Patient:  “That’s what they’d like you to think. I looked in the freezer and there are a bunch of zip lock bags of cookies. And no one knows where they come from.”