“I can’t read this because I lost my gloves.”
Reading gloves
“I can’t read this because I lost my gloves.”
Smiling insomniacs
Nurse: “What is keeping you awake at night?”
Patient: “Thinking about your smile.”
Kiss the worry away
“Your kiss made the worry fly away.”
Medicine with a smile
“I’d wait for weeks to have you bring my medicine with that smile.”
A nurse with personality can make a difference.
“You’re the first nurse since I got here that shows any personality.” -he said to me in a very relieved voice.
Potato Business
“The kettle is halfway to the business with the potato.”
Toilet Crusher
“I woke up, crushed a toilet, then put it on the floor. I’ve worked hard for my shirt.”
Monkey Trouble
“I thought that monkey would help me on that pole down there. You gotta hold your monkey or you’re gonna have troubles.”
Tobaccy
“Don’t stack me on tobaccy until the blow breaks.”
Human Being
“Talk to me and make me feel like I’m a human being.”
Books Hurt
“Someone put a really thick book here inside my bone. Can you make it stop hurting?”
Logic
Patient: “BETTY!”
Nurse: “Is Betty your wife?”
Patient: “No.”
Nurse: “Who is Betty?”
Patient: “I don’t know.”
Nurse: “Why are you calling her?”
Patient: “Because she’s not here.”
Cookies For Bulls
“That boy in the backyard has a bull. Should we send out cookies?”
California Gates
“All those gates take you to California if you follow the man in your dreams.”
Ghost Cards
“I want to give the girls cards with ghosts in them.”
Knee Lights
“I’ve got lights in my knees.”
Breath
“Is that your new breath?”
Part Time Apple Tree
Nurse: “I have some apple juice for you.”
Patient: “Me?”
Nurse: “I’m even going to lie to you and tell you I grew the apples myself.”
Patient: “Are you an apple tree?”
Nurse: “Only in my spare time.”
Magic Hugs
“You have special magic hugs that make me remember you.”
~Nurses note: This has to be my favorite quote since I started collecting them.
Do you have a flag?
“You make me feel good. You should have a flag or something.”
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