Part Time Apple Tree

Nurse: “I have some apple juice for you.”

Patient: “Me?”

Nurse: “I’m even going to lie to you and tell you I grew the apples myself.”

Patient: “Are you an apple tree?”

Nurse: “Only in my spare time.”

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