“That old man ain’t gonna be whoopie dooed.”

“I’ve seen people that are very apple without a star.”

“I don’t want to stick them in a hall where it’s sad. I want them in your head where it’s raining.”

“I’m not disturbing your terrible feast am I?”

“I tried to flex my brain but it gave me a cramp.”

“My brain is a train stuck in the rain.”

“I’m going to scoop ’em up with my hand until they taste like coffee.”

“Listen to grandma about the mouthing.”

“You make me feel so good I’d swear you were a scientist”

“Thank you for telling my daughter they didn’t remove my ankles”

“Your smile makes me feel like I’m stepping out of a plane in New York City.”

“You have the squiggliest shake in the house.”

“Looks like I need to be crushed.”

“I’m going to boom boom you all week long.”

“If I was any greener I’d be flying high.”

“If I was a cannibal I’d only eat doughnuts.”

“Watch out for that nurse, she’s got a case of the sillies.”

“I’d ask you to jig for me tonight but gravity is still here.”

“I got to sit my big fat biddy down.”