“You are a beautiful Christmas colored gal.”
beautiful
“You are a beautiful Christmas colored gal.”
quotes
Yodel
“Can I just sit here and yodel for a while until you forget about me?”
Liquid People
“Have any of you heard the legality of my blood from the liquid people?”
A Little Less
“Can you do a little less of the yakity back and a little more of the shut your sack?”
Pacemaker
Nurse: “Do you have a pacemaker?”
Patient: “No, but I do have a cell phone.”
Burning Bright
“I saw you burning bright yesterday and worried I’d have to touch you.”
Milkshake Wheel
“I’m going to dive into you and find that spinning wheel of milkshakes.”
Turn it off
“This dress is beautiful but I can’t get anybody to turn it off “
Don’t Panic
“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
Eyelids
“I tried to lower my eyelids but they’re blue and only to be used in winter.”
Fire Department
“I don’t know about this bed. I can’t fit anyone else in it, especially the fire department.”
The Boys
“The boys are giving me trouble today”
(Pointing to her knees. translation: My knees are hurting.)
Friends
“I like that you’re my best friend in this barrel.”
Amber Birds
If you were a bird I’d let them see you dance in amber.
Whale Teeth
“I’ve burned all my whales teeth on those sober men.”
In it for love
“I don’t know much, I’m just in it for love.”
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