“You got jelly in your legs, a hole in your heart, and your hips got the goose.”

“He’s had his share of being at the wrong place for a long time.”

“I’m just like you. I like to wiggle and squiggle.”

“Upstairs is where love goes to curse.”

“Go around the corner and catch the breast bird before it moves.”

“Her story ain’t right. It told me to cozy up to those hell waters.”

“She stepped down and walked right into the storm.”

“Throw the guy out and bring me gravy.”

“With that face I’m not giving you any money.”

“I’m not sitting in this boat with gnomes.”

“I started out fickle when my brother gave me a pickle.”

“You ain’t gonna come back here are you, Fiddle Faddle Man.”

“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”

“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”

“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”

“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”

“Oh God, Oh God help me help this wonderful woman get to the door.”

“I don’t know how you always get in my pants.”