“Are you going to sell your body to me or not? Mine’s turned to French Vanilla.”

“While you are taking a deep gaze into your heart, can you see if there is a root beer in there?”

“I think I would pull every bit of that hair out of your nose.”

“Don’t pick up any more hearts on your blessed wheel.”

Watching the nurse dance and sing: “I think someone needs to clean this house, she’s got the dust in her britches.”

“I get in there and break the air up in bite sized songs.”

“Hello Moondance, do you have an elevator to give me?”

“I love ya darlin, but I gotta go poke the pig for the rest of the night.”

“I ate enough donuts tonight to look like I work for Hugh Hefner.”

“Robbing the cradle is one thing, killing the baby is another.”

“Don’t go making us shine shoes that are not right.”

“If you pull it any harder I’ll put you in the will.”

“I asked you go dream shaking nicely, now you need to lower my expectations.” 

“You put that soft face on and forgot to set it on fire.”

“When life gives you grapes, shove them up your snout.”

“Sweetie, I’d let you help me but I don’t think you can dodge all those squirrels.”

“Can you not with your mouth? I have to breathe this air.”

“I can’t be here with your 20,000 compliments, I need to be free.”

“Someone needs to do something about those baby reporters growing too big for their heads.”