“I’m so frustrated right now I’ll simmer on frog toast.”
Frog Toast
“I’m so frustrated right now I’ll simmer on frog toast.”
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Buffoon
“You get your buffoon to sing your excuses.”
I Love You
“I don’t think about it too deep and hard, when I love you I just do.”
Sometimes
Nurse: “How are you today?”
Patient: “Sometimes on the floor.”
Fortune
“That’s a nice little fortune in your car when you sing my name.”
Sausage
“The first two sausages are small huge ducks.”
Real Mom
Nurse: “You ready for a nice warm shower?”
Patient: “No, I don’t have to. You’re not my real mom.”
Sandwich
“Hold the sandwich between your feet so I can cut my teeth.”
Bull Heat
“You have to turn the babies whe the bull makes heat.”
Morning
“There’s too much morning in this morning.”
Angle
“That’s a bear angle.”
DSP
“You have DSP: dipshit sensory perception.”
Sinking in the Wind
Nurse: “How are you today?”
Patient: “Slowly sinking into the wind.”
Forest of Love
Nurse: “Thank you for being my love.”
Patient: “Well, I feel a lot of ways in that forest.”
Open Door Threat
“Who left that door open? I’m going to find them and rub blisters on their butt with my foot.”
Not Dorothy
“You’re not Dorothy, you’re lost in horseshit.”
Gusto
“Will you go with me to shock the day with gusto and meaning.”
Particle Food
“You’re not doing anything but feeding me a charged particle.”
Up North
“I’m on my way from coming up through the north of screw you.”
Shade
“It tastes terrible in the shade.”
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