“Your face is a lunch box, Dammit.”
Lunch Box
“Your face is a lunch box, Dammit.”
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Underdogs
“You dumped too many bugs in my underdogs.”
Donkey Truck
“Can I ask you a sane question from my donkey truck?”
Fishy Face
Nurse: “Look at that fish. He sure has a funny face.”
Patient: “I don’t know how he got in there.”
Nurse: “I think he swam in.”
Patient: “And they forgot the bing, bing, bing, in the cloud sky.”
Blue Alamo
Patient 1: “How are you feeling?”
Patient 2: “How do I fail?”
Patient 1: “You look very nice.”
Patient 2: “I fell in a blue alamo.”
Motivational Speakers
“We should go on the road and teach people to get the worm not dream the worm.”
Covered Wagon
“Can you get me a drink out of that covered wagon over there.”
Day Savers
“These cheese are not day savers.”
Open Your Eyes
“Open your eyes and see what you see.”
Swense
“Boy, I got my swense today.”
Forta Torta
“I have to go back to the forta torta.”
Up Up and Away
“Kick her butt up up and away.”
Curse of Mankind
Nurse: “You’re my favorite snugglebug.”
Patient: “You’re the curse of mankind.”
Clucking
“I was down on the ground clucking in circles.”
Quiet Manner
Nurse: “Is that folded well enough?”
Patient: “It’s off in a quiet manner.”
Little Flowers
“Did you see the little flowers that fly in Florida?”
Crusty
“You’re the only sweet one. Everyone else is crusty.”
Shut Up
“Shut up and look into the bear poop.”
Truck Liver
“Those trucks are always blue and they feed them to my liver.”
Sit Around
“I’ve got to sit around for a while with my bones.”
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