Apollo 13

I have the best job in the world. I get to help amazing people live a full dignified life with Alzheimer’s Disease. The people who shaped our world into the amazing place it is are now shaping my world as I continue to hold theirs into shape. It is a fascinating cycle of learning how to let the lives of others inspire my imagination while simultaneously being an anchor for them to hold on to reality. It is often like trying to direct a movie where none of the actors speak the same language as each other or the same language as me. But in the middle of all this chaos are real stories.

A resident brought a DVD set to me stating, “I have no need of this. I was there, in the control room, for every Apollo mission. Maybe you want to see this.” So I graciously accepted the set. We went on to discuss his work with NASA and the space program. He agreed the only thing holding me back from being an astronaut is the fact that I can’t do math. Our mutual laughter made his story my story.

This is how Alzheimer’s Disease should be treated. With stories not drugs and isolation from the world. Stories should be fostered for as long as someone can continue to tell them. It is how we connect to them and their past as the past slowly fades from their stories.

In my mind, few other entities embody the spirit of shaping our world like NASA. They are the epitome of adventure and exploration. It is my pleasure to make life worthwhile for some one who was mission control. After all, he helped make life worthwhile for me.  I consider it a great honor to be the person who listens to the stories of these great men and women.

 

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Phones on the Moon

“For such a pretty building you’d think you’d have phones on the moon.”

Me

“I am me today.”

Opponents

I hope my opponents have diarrhea all day!”

East Siberia

If you keep moving my room to East Siberia I’m going to fit you with lead galoshes.”

Sit Down

Come, sit down and don’t think.” 

Weight Loss Motivation

“Amy, will you please lose weight so you don’t die before me?”

Bed Bugs

“I hope the bed bugs bite you in the idiots!”

Ivy

“You haven’t seen my cousin Ivy, have you? I’m supposed to kill her at noon. Or maybe it was Hazel?”

Butter Toast

“Melt your butter on my toast, you jerks.”

Stand With Me

“Who wants to stand with me against wheelchairs that don’t go.”

This is a Strike 

“This is a strike, against you, the no-brain, keeping me in the wrong hallway.”

I Remember You

“I remember you because you give good hugs.”

Specific Problems

Patient: “Can you help me?”

Nurse: “What’s wrong?”

Patient: “Everything.”

Nurse: “Can you be more specific so I know how to help you?”

Patient: “It’s death. I don’t know how to do it.”

Revolution

“I’ve started a revolution inside your tiny brains.”

Party

Nurse: “Do you want to go to a tea party?”

Patient: “I’d rather go to a pee pee party.”

Dr. Ding Dong

When you see Dr. Ding Dong tell him he failed my check up.” 

Arkansas In It

Nurse: “I’ve got you captive for hugs.”

Patient: “I’ve got you as an audience.”

Nurse: “You sure do.”

Patient: “Let’s put it a little Arkansas in it.”