“I never forget to love the ones who love me.”
Never Forget to Love
“I never forget to love the ones who love me.”
Nurse Bitterpill
Crabs
“I guess unless the crabs throw up, we’re home free.”
Conversation About the Weather
Patient 1: “What’s the matter with him?”
Patient 2: “I think the weather’s just fine.”
Patient 1: “Shouldn’t rain until his wibblies get to wiggling again.”
Friends
Nurse: “I’m glad you’re my friend.”
Patient: “I’m glad you decided to eat glue.”
Trouble
“You’re the kind of trouble everybody wants to get in.”
Five Cents
Patient: “How much money do you have?”
Nurse: “About five cents.”
Patient: “If you had seven cents I’d marry you.”
Nurse: “The story of my life, always two cents shy.”
Tai Chi
“I have my tai chi on backwards.”
Computer String
Patient: “What do you need this for?
Nurse: “It’s my computer. That’s where all my information is stored.”
Patient: “The stringy parts and all?”
Gin Freeze
“Who’s the gin freeze in your ear?”
Soldier of Love
Patient: “Are you a soldier here?”
Nurse: “I’m a soldier in the army of love.”
Patient: “You must have 77 caliber kisses.”
Jack of All
“You’re a jack of all parades.”
Snuckabucka
Patient: “Can you bring me something to hope for?”
Nurse: “My hugs and kisses?”
Patient: “Well, that’s a whole lotta snuckabucka.”
Nurse: “I don’t wanna snuckabucka with anyone but you.”
So Old
“I’m so old they won’t even put me in things anymore.”
Web
“Are you sitting out here praying for me to spin your web?”
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Nurse: “You’ve eaten so many cookies you’re going to turn into a chocolate chip.
Patient: “No, I can’t, I’m from the south.”
Purple
“Purple is a strange color. It can bring you back to life when you die a little inside.”
Spain
“Claim your Spain, morning shower.”
Blowing Wind
“We danced with the wind blowing us over crackles and blue moons.”
Dark
“It sounds like it’s kind of dark over there.”
Stick It In Your Ear
“Stick it in your ear hair and smoke a liver.”
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