Heart Replacement

“When did you replace your heart with your ass”

Shhh

“Shh… You can’t sing to me or they’ll know we’re friends.”

Not Illegal

“I’ve got a job for you. It’s not illegal anymore. It starts with my ex-husband and this red car.”

Anger and Squirrels

“They are all caught up in their anger and squirrels. I have to use my own head for breathing.”

Friends

I like that you’re my best friend in this barrel.”

Amber Birds

If you were a bird I’d let them see you dance in amber.

Songstress

“Is that you singing? Sounds like there’s Bob stuck in your cob.”

No Shine

“I can’t find anybody so I guess I won’t shine.”

Whale Teeth

“I’ve burned all my whales teeth on those sober men.”

In it for love 

I don’t know much, I’m just in it for love.”

Nosebleeds

“Put some water on the fields. It’s hot under these nosebleeds.”

Raging Bull

“I feel like a raging bull when you pull on my brain.”

Grounded 

True Love

I love that man so much I want to stuff him in an envelope and tuck him away.”

TV

You smell like TV”

Paper

“I don’t want you made of paper; I want you to be real.”

Lost Chicken

How do you spin a web if you’re a lost chicken?”

Dreaming

Since your here for a while, can you tell me if you’re still dreaming?” 

Polish The Month

“I will polish the months and put it in the moon for you.”

Volunteer 

“My daddy volunteered to cut the ends off of the ants with pants.”