“You’re a cow in my ass crack.”
Cow
“You’re a cow in my ass crack.”
Alzheimer’s
Wagging Buck Tooth
“I wag my tail but it didn’t give me a buck tooth.”
Not Catholic
Nurse: “Are you Catholic?”
Patient: “No, I’m the president.”
Lung?
“Is that your fatty lung?”
Cherry Juice
“I didn’t take my crop of cherry juice for a drive today.”
Throw my husband
“May I have permission to throw my husband off the bridge?”
Egg Salad
“Who makes the egg salad in your soul?”
Farmers
“Is there a place for a dead farmer?”
Freeze Fry
“I’m going to freeze fry potatoes.”
Morning Scent
“You smell like sun and thunder.”
Elvis Travel
Nurse: “Elvis is on the radio, dance with me.”
Patient: “What year is this?”
Blow yer nose
“Your nose blew me off the sea.”
Baboon Paper
“I’ve flattened a whole life of baboon paper.”
How many times?
“How many times do I have to tell you twice, 13?”
Interference
“Should you have the interference with the mashed potatoes?”
Broken African
“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder
Grandma Goat
“I walked in on my grandmother changing into a goat.”
Cold coffee
“This coffee is cold as grass.”
Shivering Gussets
“She’s got a shiver in the gusset.”
Aluminum Milk
“The black elbow did this to my aluminum milk.”
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