“Do you know the Monday night Secret Service?”
Secret Service
“Do you know the Monday night Secret Service?”
Alzheimer’s
Landalay
“Landalay, my grim is breaking asunder.”
Gorilla
“My car is a gorilla.”
For Fun
“Did you look at me for fun or did you just notice we were lost?”
I Met You
“I think I met you on the back of your hand last week.”
To Sea
“Do you think we should set her to sea screaming?”
Witnesses
Patient: “Where’s our witness?”
Nurse: “I don’t know about any witnesses.”
Patient: “Someone’s gotta see you do this shit.”
What Accumulates in You
“What is it that accumulates in you? Hemorrhoids! That’s it.”
Poem of Siam
“I don’t know where I’m at
I don’t know where I am
I ate it all while I was in Siam”
Whisper Good News
“If you were a girl and didn’t whisper on a feather I wouldn’t whisper any good news.”
My Apple
“Ma’am, do we bite our own apple or do you bite it for us?”
Thermostat
“If you’re not made of wood you don’t have a themostat.”
This Cruel World
“What was I talking about? Oh yeah, how cruel the world is and who hard it is for nurses to stand all day.”
Game of Now
Patient: “Games are fun!”
Nurse: “What game do you want to play?”
Patient: “We’ll play the ‘In the Zone of Now’ where tomorrow is where lessons are learned.”
Stamped Ticket
“Can I get my ticket stamped until this afteroon on the first flight out of canned rot?”
Bear Climbing
“I think it’s natural to go bear climbing.”
Hunters
“We can use deer hunters to track down that ice cream truck.”
Ears
“Where do you keep your ears?”
Corsage
“That’s a corsage with an attitude.”
Not an Option
“Where are you taking me, Officer? New York is not an option.”
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