Jane

“Do you know the Jane word?

Round

“You’re so round it turns me upside down.”

Happy to see you

“I’m so happy to see you. But what did you do to your face?”

South

“You probably went south in your mouth.”

Bees

“I’m going home and start rollin’ bees.”

Hen

“I need to water my hen.”

Hands

“If you are through, my hands are blue.”

Rattle

“Can you tell me how to stop your work rattle?”

Yesterday

“Boy, you’ve changed since yesterday. It’s heartbreaking.”

Cherries

“I would like to know whether you have chartreuse cherries in that little smile you’re hiding.”

Lies

“You are eating that lie all wrong. You should be holding your tongue to the side while you lie.”

Library

“I like you so much I’m adding you to my library contacts.”

Thumbs

“I’m going to take you to the thumb races.”

Elijah

“I plan on having a reckless condidliation with Elijah Wickadeer.”

Cats and Nephew

“The two things I’m sending to hell are cats and my nephew.”

Body Foam

“I was shook up by the body foam the teenagers are wearing these days.”

Coffee Chat

“The idea of having a coffee chat is not pleasing when you’re an ass.”

Suspicious Minds

Me: Preforming Suspicious Minds and dancing for a hallway full of patients.

Patient: “Baby Cakes, you are full of some kind of fizzy juice and wiggle squirts.”

Bacon

“Ooh baby, shake it like bacon.”

Mountain

“Can you take me to the last grump mountain on the left?”